Your Guide to Early Retirement

My monthly comedy article has been published, just under the wire!  Please enjoy and share with your friends, family, acquaintances, pets, and the cute cashier at the grocery store who is way too young for you but old enough for you to fantasize about without getting all weirded out. http://www.absrdcomedy.com/2015/01/30/man-retires-35-money-saved-fancy-coffee/